If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's like iHOP with fire
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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