I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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