I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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