i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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