i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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