He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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