there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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