3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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