he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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