its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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