My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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