hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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