I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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