I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The struggles of a small town man whore
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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