You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
