Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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