high people should be assigned attendants
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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