Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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