i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think i have herpe
just one?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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