after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize