got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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