Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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