How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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