Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
