Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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