I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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