that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
