the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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