Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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