Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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