I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
