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I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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