He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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