Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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