I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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