Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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