i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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