It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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