She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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