Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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