My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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