I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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