Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
this is an emotional support booty call
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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