Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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