and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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