This is not my ceiling
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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