So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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