It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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