Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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