This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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