i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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