Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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