i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
please don't ironically join a cult
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