STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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