Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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