Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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